No one likes a noisy neighbour, but sometimes it's bound to happen.

One couple didn't realise just how loud they were in the bedroom until the people next door kindly reminded them.

The pair were left mortified when they returned home to find a lengthy note on their door which detailed their noisy sex life.

It was one neighbour who took it upon themselves to inform the smitten couple about their loud lovemaking.

The letter included a graphic explanation of how "reverberation" works, as well as a praise for how "great" their sex life is.

And to make things even more awkward in the area, the neighbour also included a USB to the paper which recorded their noisy antics.

The letter has since been shared on Reddit where the passionated couple received no sympathy from the neighbour.

It read: "Living in a condo building means you tend to be closer to your neighbours than you otherwise normally would be.

"Meaning I could be living in a completely different area of our building and still be able to hear you loudly having sex.

"Now, don't get me wrong. I am very happy you have a GREAT sex life but I think I can speak for many of us in the building when I ask you to please quiet down. I feel bad for your immediate neighbours."

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It appears the couple had been made aware of their kinky sex sessions previously, but they clearly struggled with keeping it down.

The note continued: "I can say I don't particularly enjoy having my five-year-old daughter ask me 'why's that lady screaming outside?'

"In conclusion, I would like to kindly ask you to please monitor the volume of your moaning and sexual noises.

"Whether it's with another person or with yourself. No judgement on my end."

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The note was also signed "18 units overlooking the courtyard".

Since it was shared on the open forum, many agreed the sound of neighbours having sex was extremely off putting.

One wrote: "If this doesn't work, get a couple of neighbours to join in on a counter-attack every time they go at it too loud, everyone starts blaring the Bob the Builder theme or something equally off-putting."

Another suggested: "Or start calling the police on them for noise complaints."

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