We’ve had a Crocs advent calendar, a Pringles advent calendar, and all manner of stunning beauty ones launching for 2020.

A company called Fudgeina, however, spotted a gap in the market; an advent calendar filled with chocolate vulvas. Because, why not?

To count down to Christmas this year, they’re selling 24 mini ‘fudgeinas’ of varying flavours in a generic advent calendar.

It’s all concealed to look, well, not like it contains a bunch of vulvas. They say: ‘If you buy it for a friend they wont even know its vulva based till they open the first door!’

The calendar costs £24.99, and has milk, white, and chocolate sweets made from Belgian chocolate and shaped like the private parts.

We asked Fudgeina where the inspiration for this unique product came from, and their spokesperson told us: ‘I saw you could send dicks and basically everything else you could ever want in the post but never a vulva/vagina. So I thought why don’t I make it!’

Given you can go to any party shop and find penis straws, pasta, and all manner of other novelty items, it does make sense.

It’s 2020 – you can even buy chocolate anuses for your loved ones for Pete’s sake.

With this advent calendar, Fudgeina said: People 99% of the time buy it in a loving way. We have friends buying it to celebrate new lot single friends, we have stag/hen did buying it for fun snacks. 

‘Over lockdown we’ve seen a huge increase in couples separated buying it for each other, you can imagine some of the messages that go with them!’

Apparently the feedback from customers is firstly that gift recipients were shocked to see the genitalia in fudge or chocolate form.

Apparently they’re also ‘always surprised that it’s good fudge too, as usually these novelty products are made as cheap as possible.’

Fudgeina adds: ‘Our main fudgeinas are gourmet vegan fudge so is actually nice to eat. Our advent calendar is made entirely with Belgian chocolate. 

‘Whether some people want to bite into it/lick the shape though is another story!’

Pre-order your calendar here. 

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